Josh Horner

Something German

Disguised as fae versions of the keys, the group scouts the race track at Castle Twistspire. They're able to find Mint, but it appears the person they once knew is completely gone.

It sounds like a gay dinosaur

Kit leads the group to the Resistance, led by Uhuris. We learn Raokan, with the help of Truush, has usurped the Queen of Luck and Ruin. It's time to learn more about an upcoming race that could be the key to his downfall.

Dead moms and whatnot

The group has lost Fox and Popovsky, just as a battle commences with 7 devils due to the instigation from a surprised masked Elf. We learn Truush, Raukan, and Mint are here somewhere. The Queen has been deposed.

I take out the egg. Could you sit on it?

The storm giant is defeated, and the group joins forces with Popovsky and the Empire to finally close the Molaesmyr anomaly. Something goes completely wrong with their plans.

Counterspell? Try cockblock!

We meet Popovsky in Molaesmyr, and head out to find the Stone Giant Azeersa. She's bee completely corrupted into a Storm Giant, and must be defeated to obtain the spider key.

Love the look, hate the choices

The group awakens and takes care of Prophet's body with the help of the Skysibil. They handle some business and then return to Uthodurn to meet with the Diarchy.

Football shaped? Or football player shaped?

In a dark, corrupted temple, the party confronts Juriel Kryn, Priestess of Lolth, and her past lives. They trap her in an iron maiden and cast it into a pool of dunamantic power, but Prophet is left behind as the world fades away.

One shot of adrenaline

In a concurrent one-short story, our group plays students on a treasure hunt. However, it's revealed to be a ploy of Vesh, as their fates are left in the air when their friend betrays them for a Luxon beacon on her behalf.

Title forthcoming

Prophet and The Librarians meet with the Bright Queen. More information about Juriel is revealed, and the group decides to assist Xhorhas by entering a Luxon beacon to deal with her.

Write that down, it peed

The conflict in the Diarchy throne room is resolved via a conversation with Queen Kryn herself. The Librarians have one day to arrive in Xhorhas with Prophet, who has had a totally stunning revelation.

Prophet's face is getting sucked off

The Librarians meet the Diarchy of Uthodurn to suggest partnership with the Empire for Molaesmyr's corruption. A surprise attempted kidnapping of the Prophet by the Dynasty catches everyone off guard.

If you hear voices, ignore them. I just did

The Librarians spend some downtime becoming more familiar with the city of Uthodurn and their new companion Æsheryn. They go shopping, and take care of a lot of personal business.

Viagra gives you wings

The group escapes Mount Mentiri and magically travels to Uthodurn to bring the body of Kra'naelen to Sumina and her associate Æsheryn, to try a reincarnation ritual.

If you shove its head through its butthole, then it's a cockring

The Librarians literally fight for their lives in an epic 3-session battle against four mind flayers in a cavern made of lava.

I'm his emotional support Goliath

The group explores a cavern filled with lava and apparitions. Maltheo finds a Scroll of Revivify linked to the Ashari. Another references a Phoenix tied to Asmodeus, triggering Prophet's memories. Backtracking, they encounter fiery Azers and a fire elemental.

My nipples are harder than your storm can hit

Maltheo's killing blow reveals a twist: a reborn harpy queen emerges. Briya's attempt to heal an ally results in the acquisition of Harmony's Embrace. With more harpies approaching, the party retreats into a mountain, sealing the entrance behind them. They prepare for the challenges within.

He must never sleep again

The party tracks down Aaron the dealer, discovering he deals drugon. After learning about his imprisoned brother, Maltheo, justifying his actions as chaotic justice, kills Aaron. Later, they meet with Kleggak to reach Mount Mentiri. After some distractions, the party enters the lair of the harpies.

Can't you just make it 9 inches?

In Vol'antim, the Librarians play truth or dare, revealing secrets. Cass seeks vengeance, Maltheo contemplates regicide. They ally with the Horizon to tackle Harpies. Cass continues using Dream on Popofsky, and preparations begin for their mission to Mount Mentiri.

It can be scary. It's massive, and worth seeing.

We meet three Arakocra guards, discuss an alliance against Gorefeather harpies, and learn about the Thuellai. On our way to the city under a mountain, we face one of the spirits in combat. The group flees, arrives at the city, and prepares to meet the Horizon in Vol'antim.

Don't make fun stories while I'm typing

In a temple, Prophet seeks advice from the High Priestess on authenticity and faith. Later, he experiences a possible divine communication. The group treks into the mountains. During a strange dream, discordant magic emerges, possibly linked to a curse, and mysterious Aarakocra appear.

It's a Grindr corpse

The party learns of the Fire Ashari under Mount Mentiri and plans to seek help in Vol'antim. Maltheo gets a communication scroll from Augen Trust. Yahnist steals a dragon-shaped mug. Leslie considers Rexxentrum, and they prepare to find the Ashari with Vandleth's aid.

So dirty in someone else's dice tray

An Incubus murder plot is revealed during maze festival. Battle ensues at temple. High priestess offers blessings. Leslie's scar healed. Paul's death concealed. Party resumes inn activities.

Oh Lord, a Goliath Into Breath Play

Mary's upset about losing. Maltheo discovers Leslie's necromancy. Cass buys drugs. Maltheo finds an ally in Vandleth. Paul flirts dangerously with Yahnist. Maltheo meets someone from Augen Trust in the Maze of Debauchery. Prophet exits the maze first and Maltheo is summoned by the priestess.

I'm Not Writing That Down

The group journeys northward for 3 days. Cass gives Popofsky nightmares and she wakes drained. Cass & Maltheo discuss hating the Cerberus Assembly. Briya seeks the Fire Ashari with Commune with Nature. We reach Kamordah preparing for spring festival, go shopping and Yahnist excels at an Archery!

You Can Cock a Bow, Cock an Arm

In a blood-stained cavern, the party finds a malfunctioning Dwendalian automaton and a strange illithid. A battle ensues. They meet a new ally, Vurvus, and receive help for their journey.